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Redemption

By: Chisom Nduaguba This is my beautiful Nigeria, what's yours? She crouches in the corner, trying 2 get away from the rain. Her tattered clothes can't keep the cold out and so she's shivering... The kick, she feels it,.... again, then again. Her smile at the action turns suddenly into a grimace, as a sharp pain tries to rip her insides... Moments later she realizes what's happening "Its over, I have 2 get ready for the next one", she thinks aloud as she tries to remember what ...

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Like Seriously…..??

By: Buchi Odanwu This is my beautiful Nigeria, what's yours? Like seriously we’re still alive, and many people are wondering why. Like seriously Jona is back from exile and someone still thinks he’s clueless. Like seriously its been nearly two years into power and the saviors are still campaigning. Like seriously the bombs are defusing in the north and going off in the south. Like seriously we’re now fantastically corrupt even as we're promised the monster recedes. Like seriously a bag of rice is worth more than ...

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The Daydreamer's Song

By: Chisom Nduaguba This is my beautiful Nigeria, what's yours? There's a city I know From a time that exists only for me Where I go to escape the realities of life. I close my eyes and I'm there Enjoying what the day's joy brings me. Sometimes it's a song Sometimes the one I love Here everyone admires and listens to me They say only good things about me. Here in my world there's no sorrow, only joy No disappointments, only blessings No yesterday, no tomorrow Only Today. Its bliss bliss all the way....... (*Sighs*) But after ...

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Love Lost - The Duet

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); By: Chisom Nduaguba This is my beautiful Nigeria, what's yours? So finally after two years its ready!! I dedicate my half to Astro Nkele, and I wish you the best of birthdays!!! May you Never lose love again. And there was a time In that little packet of allotment Called life, that I experienced from the subtlest of Pain, to the most harrowing lacerations to the heart.... Tall dark handsome First, you were despised Then liked.. Then loved Like a puzzle Made up of only two parts- ...

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Donald Trump Is A Nigerian Politician

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); By: Buchi Odanwu This is my beautiful Nigeria, what’s yours? The stage is finally set for the American Presidential elections and history has been made on both sides of the political divide. On one hand, a beautiful woman is the nominee of a major political party, on the other hand however, an expensive clown is contending with her. I must admit clearly that I know very little about American politics and its intricacies, I speak largely from the perspective ...

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Will You Wash Her Underwear?

By: Buchi Odanwu This is my beautiful Nigeria, what’s yours? A few weeks back, a friend Uju asked me if I could wash my wife’s underwear (though I’m quite unmarried), I simply said yes, why not? She then asked that if we eventually date, would I wash hers? I told her that I could wash her underwear right now if she wanted. She found her my replies quite weird and sneered a creepy look at me given that I was very serious. ...

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How To Imprison Your Wife!!

By: Buchi Odanwu. This is my beautiful Nigeria, what’s yours? If you wish to imprison your wife (like some Nigerian men wish to), please relocate to Ajman in the United Arab Emirates immediately. Why UAE you may ask? The answer is simple; The Ajman Criminal Court has found an Arab woman guilty of breaching the privacy of her husband after she looked into his mobile without his permission. According to the woman’s lawyer Eman Sabt, the court ruled on May 12 that ...

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My Police Moment

Sometime ago, I was driving on the highway to a car-repair shop, worried about the grey smoke that's been emanating from my car's exhaust and praying fervently that contrary to Skinner (my mechanic's) opinion, that it wont be a big problem. I was waved down by one Policeman, I put on my best smile and said, Ah! Oga! Good morning! How work? But my guy was not having any of it. He eyed me angrily and told me to come down ...

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